Special Interest

  Got a special interest, you're my special interest
  Got a special interest, got a special interest in you
  I hear you've got some pending legislation
  Regarding your romantic situation
  And I just want to make my position quite clear
  You've got a constituent here
  And you'll find before you take one more step
  My hobby is to lobby on your doorstep
  And that big sack of mail and the telegrams too
  I'll give you one guess just who sent them to you

  I've been invested with a sacred mission
  To make sure that you make the right decision
  Though you may wonder now, in the long run you'll see
  A valuable ally in me
  And if by some misguided sense of duty
  You go with someone else instead of choose me
  When they've all let you down, and you're looking for help
  You'll find that I've swung my support somewhere else
  No one has to know, when pressures are brought to bear
  You can pretend that it was all your idea
  And you did it of your own free will
  Yes you did it of your own free will