"The Ultimate Crime"



  I'm unfit for jury duty

  I know policemen lie like me

  But to tell... tell the truth

  I'm just not up to the responsibility



  'Cause in my day to day life

  The ultimate crime is to live in discontent

  Looking at bad design and wasting my time

  Growing too corpulent



  The extent of the ultimate crime

  Was driving incompetent

  And the ultimate crime could pass for an accident

  The ultimate crime, the ultimate crime



  I am standing in the gallery

  When they lead the client in

  And they shave off all his hair

  Until there's nothing left, but shining skull and skin



  And I wake up sweating bullets

  And the ultimate crime is to think it's just a dream

  It happens all the time, out of sight, out of mind

  No one can hear you scream



  We invented the ultimate crime

  For the ultimate punishment

  And the ultimate crime was our greatest accomplishment

  The ultimate crime, the ultimate crime



  The ultimate crime was being irreverent

  And the ultimate crime was

  Dropping the sacrament

  The ultimate crime, the ultimate crime



  The ultimate crime was being too lenient

  And the ultimate crime was being too ignorant

  The ultimate crime, the ultimate crime

  Is not to care