"Family Values"



  "It doesn't help matters when prime time TV

  has Murphy Brown. I know it's not fashionable

  to talk about moral values, but we need to do it..."

  It started on a Labor Day

  A chance for us to get away

  Everyone in the house

  And year by year things moved around

  But everybody still got down in the house

  And seldom do we have a plan

  But everybody lends a hand

  Everyone in the house

  Making sure we have our fun

  While gettin' done what must be done in the house



  Pardon me, did you say something?

  What are you looking at?

  Tell me, what's your problem?

  Are you counting heads?

  Are you counting things?

  What are you looking for?

  Listen there's no problem



  'Cause we got them, we already got them

  We got family values



  "Some people say Judeo-Christian values are code

  words. Well they are code words. Code words for..."

  Politics and money scams

  Endless verbal traffic jams

  Keep it out of the house

  'Cause you'll get what you give to me

  A little r-e-s-p-e-c-t in the house

  'Cause you know some of us have been around

  And some of us still get around

  But we all in the house

  So don't get on our evil side

  'Cause we like it rough and we're nationwide



  Pardon me, did you say something?

  We're all entitled to have our own opinion

  And you're standing there like you smelled something

  But you're entitled to even bad opinions



  "Many of our generation glamorize

  casual sex and drug use, evaded responsibility,

  and trashed authority."



  We gonna have a good time everybody

  Because the family is all in the house!



  "Our policy must be premised on, it must reinforce

  values such as family, hard work, integrity,

  personal responsibility..."

  Made him love mom

  Saw what that did to him

  Made him love dad

  Saw what that did to him

  Made him love god

  Saw what that did to him

  Made him love death

  Saw what that did to him



  "I know it's not fashionable

  to talk about moral values..."

  Shut up!