Rundgren Intrigue
by Tim Stanton

As the sun rises in the east
As the hand moves the mouse across the pad
As the browser creeps across the edge of the screen
Caught in a web that's worldwide
Pyramid schemes and pornographic flix
Newsgroups with idiotic dicks
E-mails with "can't miss" NASDAQ picks
Fortunately you now can click
On the site called TRTV

Todd you got me strung out on Rundgren intrigue
Todd you got me strung out on Rundgren intrigue

Chapter six and verse ... it beat's me, but
If you wanna get the CD
You've got to ask the Man who owns the Property
Ya gotta send your bucks
To get your yucks
But at least the browser now no longer sucks
I'm on my knees, one question please
Will the real Todd please stand up?

	Grokgazer, Flowfazer, Waking Dreams, Patronet
        Ballads, progressive, new wave, a cappella
        A Wizard, a True Star, Runt, tr-i, Our Hero
        
On the site Roger Linder runs
There's a "hot" icon there at "Back to the Bars"
Could it be that Todd is touring once again?

In fact, forget about time completely
As you are waiting for the page to load
How many stops along the road?
Just New York, L.A., and Chicago?
Any chance that there'll be a show
In the same time zone that you live?

Todd you got me strung out on Rundgren intrigue
Todd you got me strung out on Rundgren intrigue

Sell your paint and pawn your plaster
Call the nearest Ticketmaster
General admission so you'll stand on line
I'll tell you for free
'Cause Todd told me
We checked Kelli Richards so we all agree
I'm on my knees, one question please
Will the real Todd please sit down?