Top Ten Encounters Minus Todd
10. Hear Original Hello It's Me on radio - too cheap to buy
album.
9. Girlfriend goes to Nazz / Procol Harum Concert and jumps
stage ends up meeting Procol Roadie.
8. Friend buys red NAZZ NAZZ album I borrow and never
return it.
7. Hook up two stereos together so can make out to Runt
album - stereos blow up. Love making interupted to fix
problem. Lovemaking resumes with one stereo only.
Girlfriend thinks I have problem.
6. Make trip to California. Exit at Sunset Boulevard. Pass
church of Scientology (and hawkers) to Capitol Record Store
- Hear entire Ballad album - leave and drive by night
through Death Valley.
5. Buy Broke Down and Busted Graduate-type car to get more
chicks.
4. Friends go to Big U to sublet appartments for summer. I
stay home and work two jobs. Write letter to Todd seeking
help fixing car.
3. Most Beautiful Girl at School keeps ignoring me, so drop
out and work in Steelyard to get new Graduate Car.
2. Steel Works lay me off, so get job selling records for
Record Distribution Company - Crash car into Wife and
Mother Inlaw of Chief of Police on way to K Mart - Judge
tells me this serious offense. All survive.
1. 1983, Todd appears Back to Bars. I now on Heavy
Medication for thinking that I Messiah. Standing rigid in
balcony - Todd appearing solo throws down Acoustic Guitar
in disgust and Plugs in Electric. Last concert attended.