Comment on Big D

After reading Big D's charming little review I spent a few minutes trying to figure out an appropriate response.

I tried a reasonable rejoinder . . . nope.

How about sarcastic retort? No, that's no good either.

Hey, let's go with a witty wisecrack. Still, not quite right.

Then I settled on a stern riposte before I realized that the only possible reply to this nitwit is this:

"You are an asshole."

Whew, that was close!