POWER TRIO

HEY, I WAS GOING TO SEE TODD AGAIN AND IT WAS HIS BIRTHDAY. HAD TO GO AND GET A PRESENT, SO DOWN TO THE PARTY STORE AND BOUGHT THIS OVER THE HILL CANE COMPLETE WITH HORN AND REAR VIEW MIRROR. NOW THINKING IF I CAN GET IN WITH THIS THING, TODD WAS PROBABLY GOING TO HIT ME WITH THIS CANE! GOT DOWN TO THE BOTTLE AND CORK (WORLD’S GREATEST ROCK AND ROLL BAR) AND WAS THIRD IN LINE, HEY THIS WAS GOING TO WORK OUT GREAT AND I WILL BE RIGHT UP FRONT, AND I WAS! MET SOME COOL TODD HEADS, THIS ONE GIRL FROM BALTIMORE WAS PASSING A BIRTHDAY CARD FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN FOR TODD’S BIG DAY, THIS WAS COOL! FINALLY THE GARAGE DOOR OPENS AND LOW AND BEHOLD, THERE IS THIS REALLY BIG GUY THE BOUNCER AND HE SAYS, YOU AIN’T COMING IN HERE WITH THAT!! I PROCEEDED TO EXPLAIN TO MR. BIG THAT IT IS TODD’S BIRTHDAY AND I WASN’T THERE TO CAUSE ANY TROUBLE! NOW MIND YOU THIS GUY IS HUGE AND I AM A 44 YEAR OLD AND IT WANS’T LIKE IT WAS A MEGADEATH SHOW! SO WE WENT IN AND THE BOUNCER TOOK THE CANE AND PUT IT OFF TO THE SIDE OF THE STAGE. WELL NOW IT’S ALMOST SHOW TIME AND I’LL BE DARNED IF I DON’T SEE THE BOUNCER HOLDING THE CANE AND HE HANDS TO TO THE MIXER BOARD DUDE. THE BOUNCER THEN LOOKS OVER AT ME AND GIVES ME A BIG THUMBS UP WITH A BIG SMILE. THE MIXER DUDE IS LAUGHING AT THE CANE AND SHOWS IT TO ONE OF THE RAODIES AND IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO PUT IT NEXT THE DRUMS, BUT AT THE LAST MINUTE IT WAS LIKE HE SAID TO HIMSELF, TODD WILL KICK MY A______!!!!!. WELL THE CANE NEVER DID MAKE TO TODD, MAYBE ON HIS SIXTYTH BIRTHDAY!!! HOWEVER, TODD DID RECEIVE THIS MASSIVE CANDLE HOLDER COMPLETE WITH A LIT CANDEL, HOW THE HECK THEY GOT THAT THING PASS MR. BIG I DON’T KNOW!!!

IT WAS A GREAT SHOW A MUST SEE SAME SHOW SET AS THE OTHER SHOWS JUST CAN’T REMEMBER THE CORRECT ORDER. TODD DID MENTION THAT HIS DAD DIDN’T LIVE TO FAR AWAY, BUT INSTEAD HE WANTED TO SPEND IT WITH HIS WHITE TRASHY FRIENDS AND ALSO THAT IT WAS THE BEST BIRTHDAY HE HAD ALL YEAR!! WELL, TODD WAS ON-POOR KAS- AND TREY WAS SMOKIN. WELL NOT MUCH OF A REVIEW, BUT A LITTLE HUMOR. HEY, I HOPE YOU HAVE AS MUCH FUN AS I DID!!!!! BUT, HEY THAT’S WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT, SEEING THE MAN AND HAVING FUN!!!! P.S. PLEASE THANK THE BIG GUY FOR HIS ATTEMPT TO GET THE CANE TO TODD ANYWAY!!!!!!! HEY HE IS PROBABLY A TODD FAN NOW !!!!!!