Oooh I love you Giggle giggle The surf talks Do you love me too? If the surf could talk, I know she'd ask "Do you think you're equal to the task?" If the surf could talk, she'd say "Beware I love you" So I'd answer very carefully And I'd ask if she'd be there for me And the surf says "always Beware I love you" The surf says "I want you like you want me Am I in you? Are you in me? Tell me" The surf talks And it knows what to say The surf talks I must learn to obey The gun cocks, the clock stops, the earth rocks, the surf talks The surf talks Puts its tongue on my skin The surf talks While it's sucking me in The door locks and unlocks, the veil drops, the surf talks She has promised me a beach of pearls And an endless wave, a perfect curl And she tells me always "Beware I love you" She will place the world inside my hand She will touch the soul of every man She will take my message "I'm here to love you" The surf says "I want you here inside me Am I in you? Are you in me? Tell me" We are standing on a beach of pearls We are riding deep inside the curl And everybody all around the world Must surrender when your flag unfurls We are standing on a beach of pearls We are riding deep inside the curl And everybody all around the world Will be dancing in the sea.
I have visions, I have visions of a happy land And in this happy land, happy land There is still one unhappy man Because of all the things he wants There is always something he can't have It's like a siren singing, like a church bell ringing I can feel you winning, and my head starts spinning Now I'm back at the beginning I, I, I see you lying there and I, I felt a wave come over me and I, I, I thought I had escaped you As I sat down by the roadside And it hit me like a train Hit me like a freight train When the truth came down on me It hit me like a long, slow train It is written, I know it's written All God's children get smitten And if there's anyone, anybody I know the [Lord] can fit that description And if I could turn back the hands of time Still I wouldn't know what I'm supposed to change It's like a well gone dry, like a kiss goodbye As the grip gets tighter, I continue to fight it Then you strike me with your lightning I, I, I woke up in a cold sweat and I, I thought I heard you call my name and I, I, I had to reach out for your fingers And before I could call the doctor You hit me like a train Hit me like a freight train When the truth came down on me Swear you hit me like a long, slow train Lord you hit me like a train Hit me like a coal train When your love came down on me yeah Say hit me like a long, slow Lord I feel it coming down and I, I, I, I, oooh I, I, I, oh Lord have mercy [on me] I can't hold out no longer I was ready to surrender And it hit me like a train yeah Hit me like a freight train When your love came down on me yeah And it me like a long, slow train Lord you hit me like a train Hit me like a soul train When your love, when your love came down on me child Hit me like a long slow [how long was it] long train Hit me like a coal train?
I've got a great big problem that I can't fix. I think it's quarter to three when it's half past six. Everything's early or way too late. Now I never can remember the day and the date. Never used to be this much trouble before. I used to watch the clock but not anymore. I used to keep track of the time I'd lose, But now the whole thing has me so confused. I have to find a new job every week or so, 'Cause no one needs a man who's always fast or slow. Still you'll get no complaint from me, But what can the answer be? Where does the time go when I'm with you? How many hours do I lose every day? They recombine when I'm missing you, Slowing me down like a digital delay. Where does the time go when I'm with you? Why does it seem like there's never enough? It's just like I'm living split in two. Two kinds of time when you're out and in love. There's only so much pleasure a man can take, 'Til his brain starts to go and his senses fade. Doesn't need to eat or drink or sleep. Can't feel a thing 'cause he's in too deep. Walks around thinking that the world is fine, While an alien force takes over his mind. And then he throws away every single dime, And the last thing to go is his sense of time. But then if you're having fun, Who cares if you're that far gone? They tell me that time's not free. What did time ever do for me? And if I don't see that's wrong, Then maybe I'm too far gone.
Saw you once and you looked so sweet Saw you twice and I felt complete Three times thought I'd get some peace Dozen times and there's no release And I was already gone And life goes on in white and black Cloaking the stealth of your attack The tendrils creep through every crack And every time I cut you off You grow right back Like buffalo grass You crawled across my heart Oh like buffalo grass Wrapped yourself around my heart Day goes by and I think I feel clean Week goes by and I feel serene Month goes by like you're just a dream Year goes by I'm back on my knees When I was already gone But since you first infected me We've been connected karmically Should I escape your gravity In every other solar system There you'll be Like buffalo grass You crawled across my heart Oh like buffalo grass Wrapped yourself around my heart Like buffalo grass You crawled across my heart Oh like hele hele Cat claw across my heart Empires fall and the roach will rule Lifetimes pass and I'm still your fool Universe collapses in a silvery pool Watering the root that connects me to you
With friends like these, Who needs enemies? With friends like these, Who needs enemies? With friends like these, Who needs enemies? With friends like these, With friends like these I wanna grind you down to atoms Grind you down to atoms I wanna grind you down Grind you down to atoms Jerk Why bother Jerk Why bother Jerk Why bother Get you out of my system I wanna pound you down to powder Pound you down to powder I wanna pound you down to powder Pound you down to powder
You got a boy child comin Gonna be a sonofagun
The reason that I signed up Is the reason that I hate it I know she's made her mind up I just don't know how she's made it And my dial-up screen has locked me Into a touch tone tune monotony Because some snot-nosed pube has blocked me out And I wait And I wait And I hate my frickin ISP He ain't got go bandwidth left for me And I'll never get back Never get back the time that I waste That's what I hate My job's so hard to swallow But it's got me by the collar In some Motel 6 squalor Where every local call's a dollar I got no time left to jack off I got a deadline that won't back off I'm about to chew my own leg off Cause it's so late And I'm late And I hate my frickin ISP I get bumped for inactivity And I'll never get back Never get back the time that I waste That's what I hate It rained CD roms that gave me Twenty hours free I let my service provider Make a junky outta me And then he cut me off From my online community And now I hate, I hate it I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate my frickin ISP His domain name lookup takes eternity etc... Na na na na na
Kid's kind of dirty and a light on you But talk, talk, talk is all you can do You want to know how to play a game of show and tell But you're just not getting off on yourself When you got to get a message through It's not what you do It's your attitude And there is nothing stopping you It's not what you do It's your attitude You got to get off on yourself And give them that attitude You got shrink wrap rap and a prefab smile Too much substance, not enough style You got your new age voodoo, but that won't help 'Cause you're just not getting off on yourself When you got to get a message through It's not what you do It's your attitude And there is nothing stopping you It's not what you do It's your attitude So you got to get off on yourself And give it the attitude Now that you're OK and I'm OK Decide to have it out or to get away If I didn't believe every word I say I wouldn't be the man that I am today It ain't no secret, it don't take money So give it to yourself, in a way it's funny Just try to do right, and it comes right through Don't care about the don'ts and do's If you want to get a message through It's not what you do It's your attitude And there is nothing stopping you It's not what you do It's your attitude You got to get off on yourself, stay up on yourself Get yourself an attitude It's the way you walk and the way you talk And the way you do everything you do You got the attitude
They will hide in every crevice, in any urn, or keg. If you stand still for a second, they'll be crawling up your leg. And the stench that develops can leave you agog. For the air is foul with droppings, and the streets are soaked with gore, As they're tossed from open windows on the third and second floor. And what is the sound of a plummeting frog? It's a sickening flap like a rock in a bog. They scare the pets and clog the drain. The cow licked one and went insane. Those friggin' frogs. Those fraggin' frogs. Those friggin' fraggin' friggin' fraggin' Frogs in every shape and size that stare with nictitating eyes. They croak their endless monologues - those friggin' frogs. If I offend then please forgive my liberal use of expletive. The friggin' frogs Frogs Splat goes another toadie spraying entrails on your boots, As they're crowded off the rooftops by a wave of new recruits. To call it a plague isn't nearly enough. I've heard all the explanations, and I've done what they suggest, But the changes to my lifestyle are unbearable at best. I've gnawed on their legs 'til I long to throw up. When I comfort my wife, they abruptly disrupt. And the racket never seems to stop. Do they ever rest? Apparently not. Those friggin' frogs. Those fraggin' frogs. They frig. They frag. They frig. They frag. Despite the hype, the fact remains we're drowning in amphibiains. It's not just pouring cats or dogs, it's raining frogs. It's plain to see we've reached a state where one cannot exaggerate. It's raining frogs. Frogs in every shape and size that stare with nictitating eyes. They croak their endless monologues - those friggin' frogs. If I offend then please forgive my liberal use of expletive. The friggin' frogs Frogs For nearly a fortnight I've gone without sleep, While eternally blissful they bellow in heat, Then climb on each other and mate while they hop. The result is a slimy gelatinous glop. The cistern and the watering holes are swarmed with slithery taddly poles. Those friggin', fraggin', friggin, fraggin',... Frogs in every shape and size that stare with nictitating eyes. They croak their endless monologues - those friggin' frogs. If I offend then please forgive my liberal use of expletive. The friggin' frogs Frogs Despite the hype, the fact remains we're drowning in amphibiains. It's not just pouring cats or dogs, it's raining frogs. It's plain to see we've reached a state where one cannot exaggerate. It's raining frogs. Frogs