An Elpee's Worth Of Toons

Who's that on the racks again? A portrait of a crazy man Trying to make a living off an elpee's worth of toons A picture of a soul in pain Trying to change the world with an elpee's worth of toons There's something at the heart of it that's simply awful A man who makes a living off a plastic waffle Sweat is forming on my brow Not a thing can help me now My life is on the line for an elpee's worth of toons I can see the write-ups now The multitudes are crying for an elpee's worth of toons A man would simply have to be as mad as a hatter To try to change the world with a plastic platter What's your problem, sonny? What's your problem, son? I want to change the world.