Mar-a-Lago Brillo

He had that Mar-a-Lago brillo
And rolled it all around his head
I mean that pumpkin cappuccino
The wind left hanging by a thread

He ruled the trolls of West Virginia
And every cook in Idaho
And any dick with the opinion
That the brownies have to go

He said he was a stable genius
The smartest jackass in the barn
And if small hands mean a small penis
He made sure that is not a yarn

He had a dick for a veep
And the power to tweet
And he selected a dwarf
To be lawyer-in-chief

He had Velveeta skin
A shit-eating grin
I said he wasn't quite right
And just where to begin?

Where do I begin?

And so he bumbled through the campaign
Like some Russian-backed poltroon
He drove the frightened whities insane
And they just loved the fat buffoon

And so they pushed the bounds of evil
And then they shouted down the vets
And like some hate-turd rolling weevil
He bundled up their ignorance

He shed the very definition
Of what rancid used to mean
Now Putin gets into position
To fuck up our 2018

He had a snake for a veep
And the power to tweet
And he selected a dwarf
To be lawyer-in-chief

He had Velveeta skin
A shit-eating grin
I said he wasn't quite right
And just where to begin?

Where do I begin?

Where do you begin with an
evil, lying, racist, misogynist, narcissistic, 
sociopathic, cowardly, incompetent, traitorous, disloyal, 
fat, balding, short-fingered, sack of moron?