When Worlds Collide

  When worlds collide, the best of us
  Won't be here with the rest of us
  They'll drop before the paint has dried
  When worlds collide, when worlds collide

  The young today, I must confess
  Have lost the path of righteousness
  By settling for something less
  The smarty pants, they fail to see
  The posture of morality
  Is just like common currency
  That's the way it works for me

  So I dress like a brushing bride
  Because my every move is sanctified
  By claiming God is on my side
  When worlds collide, when worlds collide

  When worlds collide, the virtuous
  Will have to take the shuttle bus
  But we in limousines shall ride
  When worlds collide, when worlds collide

  These kids today, they have no pluck
  Don't know the value of a buck
  They think all politicians suck
  But managing economies
  Is one of my best qualities
  Especially to friends like these
  I can favor the ones I please

  And if the mandate should be denied me
  Then there's always something kept aside
  If you have grease then you can slide
  When worlds collide, when worlds collide

  When worlds collide, the devious,
  The cunning, and mischevious
  Will mourn the moral men who died
  When worlds collide, when worlds collide

  The youth today, I must relate
  Have not learned to appreciate
  The pleasures of the city-state
  They waste themselves on drugs and sex
  And boogieing in discotheques
  I'll take them by their bleach-blond necks
  And conscript those I don't reject

  Then I'll serve them butchered and fried
  For our commander can sleep satisfied
  While someone's licking one's backside
  When worlds collide, when worlds collide