Bad Little Actress

  I can't carry on
  This play is too long
  I must be going
  Extend my regrets
  I gave it my best
  But now I'm going
  This is too much for me to take
  Something tells me that she's faking it
  She says she don't care
  She wants to be fair
  She must be joking
  It's simple she said
  Let's not lose our head
  Tell me she's joking
  This is too much for me to take
  But somebody isn't faking
  Someone's heart is breaking
  And if you see her give her my critique
  She's a bad little actress
  Gets no curtain call
  But the worst of all
  When the curtain falls
  There's no one at the backstage door

  I'm more than her friend
  'Cause I knew her when
  She was no sensation
  She's wasting our time
  Repeats all her lines
  What's her motivation?
  Now she won't share her stage with me
  Her performance was outrageous
  Put me through some changes
  So if you see her give her my critique
  She's a bad little actress
  Her delivery don't come naturally
  Anyone could see she doesn't mean a word she says
  Her mascara ran
  And the show was panned
  But I'm still her biggest fan
  So when you see her give her my critique
  She's a bad little actress
  Gets no curtain call
  But the worst of all
  When the curtain falls
  There's no one at the backstage door