Hammersmith review

Carling Apollo – pint of Carling costs £3.50 at the venue and the same offering is £2.50 across the road . Might as well call the “Expensive Carling Apollo”.

And another thing – hot dogs £3.00. What is in them – Osprey meat?

Todd T-shirt £15 – doesn’t even look like Todd. Looked like Joe Jackson.

Got a shock in the balcony toilets – I was alone and saw the back of a balding head. Interesting mirror configuration, very useful for intermission hair husbandry.

Todd great, Joe great, Ethel good.

Russ